Better days ahead: Nigerian prostitutes to declare 3 days of free sex if Buhari wins.


Commercial sex workers in Nigeria under the aegis of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, NANP, have thrown their weight behind Buhari. A statement signed by the group’s General Secretary, Jessica Elvis, noted that NANP was not happy with
Jonathan’s government over the way are being treated in the country since he assumed office. It described Jonathan’s government as the worst in the history of Nigeria, saying that it recorded the lowest income during his tenure.

The statement indicates that several approaches to the presidency to legalize prostitution were turned down and thus enjoined all members of the association to come out en mass come February 14 to vote out Jonathan. See expert below:

“We are calling on all our members and every Nigerian in particular to join the march. No to Jonathan! Because under Jonathan’s government, we lost over 400 members in the north to the Boko Haram insurgency and we are not ready to lose anybody again.

We would be declaring a three-day free sex if God eventually sends Jonathan out of Aso Rock. You can count on us. We did it before and we can do it again. Enough is enough,”…. d sales of condoms have skyrocketed immediately after the press statement was released while some were seen shouting feBUHARI” instead of February…….

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